7
degrees of Blonde
FIRST
DEGREE
A married couple was asleep
when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up
the phone, listened a moment, and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up The husband said, 'Who
was that?'
The wife
answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear.'
SECOND
DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down
the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick
it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person
looks familiar.'
The second
blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first blonde hands her the
compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror
and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD
DEGREE
A
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a
gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend
yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde
replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH
DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about
her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I
know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital
of
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'
FIFTH
DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH
DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her
fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The
professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then,
finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed the
SEVENTH
DEGREE
Returning home from work, a
blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police
dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby,
was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house
with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her
face in her! hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a BLIND COP!'